Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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