Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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