She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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