Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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