scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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