Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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