It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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