i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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