I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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