I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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