so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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