Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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