I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
he's gonorrhea incarnate
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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