just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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