it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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