so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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