So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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