Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
