I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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