office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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