who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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