so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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