I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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