Having a random hookup so left but love u
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Dick very happy bro
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