About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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