Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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