Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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