He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
This toilet bowl is my home.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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