woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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