so that wasnt chicken after all
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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