Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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