Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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