i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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