Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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