gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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