i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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