glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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