If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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