What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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