i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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