he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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