Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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