Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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