she looked like the before picture.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
