Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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