There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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