Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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