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Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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