so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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