Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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