Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Randomize
