I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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