I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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