normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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