and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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